So, as I am now on Week 6 of the rentree at New School and Week 3 at OS, I have been reminded of some extremely important things all thanks to my lovely students:
Farts are funny. Admit it, you know you want to laugh. Also, making farting noises is almost just as good.
People dropping things(namely me) is also hilarious, it is funny to see your teacher look like a fool.
Sometimes you have boogers, often times you cannot be arsed to do anything about it.
When your teacher says the letter 'p', don't hesitate to repeat the word pipi over and over again. It is honestly one of the funniest things ever. Don't forget about "zee", what word would be funny to formulate using that letter? Oh, and don't you love how 'q' sounds like cul?? I know I do!
Also, tiger sounds like ta gueule and six sounds like...I'll leave you to figure that one out. It might be a toughie!
Yes, kids will be kids anywhere you go. I actually do have a bit of a difficult group in one of my first grade classes. They kind of donnent me envie to m'arracher les cheveux. I finally (along with their prof) had to lay down the law with them and make them realize that I mean business. They showed up the next class with drawings asking for my forgiveness for their rude and boisterous behavior. Whilst this was appreciated, I would just like you to NB some of the things they wrote...
pardon lia pour n'avoir pas ete sage
je m'aiscuse pour avoir rigole
lille morise(l'ile maurice)
...and that, mes amis, is why I'm smarter than a first grader!